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MTV.

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You've done it all.

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How did you get started?

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I just got a couple of my buds together
and we practiced in someone's garage.

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Then we picked our band names.

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Played some local clubs.

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Rock on.

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So what do you like most about being a
rock star?

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Partying with naked chicks, man.

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Whoa.

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Hey, Beavis, we need to become a band.

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Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.

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But you always say that, and then we get
all excited like we're going to start a

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band, and then we go outside and, you
know, like we just like start breaking

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stuff, and then it never happens.

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Well, we should do like that dude and
just like go hang out in a garage.

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Hey, hey, what is all this racket?

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Oh, Beavis and Butthead.

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Please don't kick my garage, okay?

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Eh, we need like a garage or something.

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Yeah, we want to rock. We're going to be
a band.

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Ah, starting a garage band. Great idea,
guys.

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Music can be a really positive outlet
for all your youthful energy.

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Here, let me show you a couple of chords
on my guitar to help you get started.

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Chords are the basis of all rock music,
okay?

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Now, this is an A chord.

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You just put three fingers there and...
Isn't that nice?

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Uh, that sucks.

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And here's a G.

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The G sucks too.

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What the hell is this crap? This isn't
music.

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Yeah, really.

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Where's the smoke machine?

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And the pyrotechnics?

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Now, guys, it does take hard work and
practice to be a musician.

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Well, I see you're eager to get started.

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Why don't you jam out on a few chords?

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I'll check back with you in a little
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Okay, have fun.

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Come on, dumbass, play it.

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Check this out.

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That was cool, Beavis.

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We're, like, on our way.

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Can I help you, kids?

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Uh, more like a band.

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Oh, you must have read the sign.

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What do you play?

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Uh, more, uh, a band.

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Check this one out.

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All right.

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I'm kind of new to this.

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What's the name of your band?

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You mean like A .C., D .C.? Oh, yeah,
yeah, or

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Metallica. Yeah, yeah, that's a cool
name.

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Metallica. That has a nice ring to it.
And what are your names?

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Beavis.

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Butthead.

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Metallica.

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Featuring Beavis and Nuthead.

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Uh, no.

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Okay, you kids got yourself a concert.
See you tonight.

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Yeah.

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Cool.

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We're Metallica featuring Beavis and
Butthead.

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Uh, that doesn't sound right. It should
be like Butthead and Beavis. Beavis and

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Butthead sound stupid.

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No, no.

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I kind of like Beavis and Butthead,
yeah.

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I don't know, it just sounds right.

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Dammit, Beavis, this is my band. My name
comes first.

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Don't you, like, want to be a hit? No
way! If you hit me, I'm gonna kick you

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the nads!

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Yeah, try it and I'll beat the living
crap out of you.

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Dammit, this band isn't working.

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It's like, we don't, like, uh,
communicate or something.

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What?

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Uh, I don't know. What?

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What the hell are you talking about?

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Uh... I don't know. You're just a butt
-knocker. Don't call me a butt -knocker,

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you son of a bitch!

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This band sucks.

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I'm gonna get out of here.

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I'm gonna get out of here. This sucks.

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Okay, simmer down and why don't you all
just behave?

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Okay, quiet.

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Now, Metallica should be here at any
moment now.

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I don't know exactly what the problem
is, but I talked to Metallica and

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and they were here in the hotel.

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Well, now that it's all over, I don't
miss the band or the money.

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I miss the chicks.

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What a wuss.

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Remember, like, when we were a band, you
know, back in the day?

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You mean, like, today?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. We rocked. We had
money and naked chicks.

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And people would come up to us and say,
Hey, man, how's it going? You guys are

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great. What the hell are you talking
about, Viva? That didn't happen.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, it didn't, did it?

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I wouldn't worry, just, you know, play
it easy, calm down.

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Hey, no, get off this stage, okay? Oh,
ow!

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Oh, ow!

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Oh, ow!

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Here we go.

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It is in these hills that... Juan Valdez
and his trusty goat gather coffee beans

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every morning.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I can make a face like that. Check this
out.

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That wasn't very good, but...

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That was scary, man.

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Yeah, that scared the bejesus out of me.

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Yeah.

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Black hole.

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Black hole. Black hole.

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Black hole.

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Hey, but what is a black hole?

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Uh, it's sort of like a bunghole, but
it's like... Well, but it's not! That's

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tick from whale, remember? That hobo
slumping hobo slut, uh, remember?

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Shut up, Beavis. I was explaining
something.

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Oh, okay.

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So, like, the black hole is like this
giant bunghole in outer space.

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It's like it sucks up the whole
universe, and then it's like... It

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and, like, cleanses all the hell or
something.

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Oh, really?

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Yeah, cool.

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But, like, um, how do you know all this
stuff?

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From watching Star Trek, bunghole.